On Hold

I know you’re here  today to see this weeks coffee post. But  due to my iphone 4 breaking down on me yesterday I will not be able to post todays coffee video. Since the video is on my phone and all. On a side not I’m very sad to not have my phone next to my TV its my second favorite thing.

I’m putting you all on hold till Monday…..

 

Our readers are important to us, please hold for the next available representative.

(Music on hold)

Thank you for holding, all representatives are busy at the moment trying to get the problem fixed, your call is important to us. Please hold for the next available representative.

(Music (smooth jazz)on hold)

Our readers are important to us, please hold for the next available representative.

(Your favorite song playing gets interrupted)

Thank you for holding, all representatives are busy at the moment trying to get the problem fixed, your call is important to us. Please hold for the next available representative.

(Song you hate the most gets to play in full)

Our readers are important to us, please hold for the next available representative.

(Music on hold)

Just keep repeating this till I get back to you. Enjoy the on hold music while you wait.

My iPhone 4 Affair Part II

I really want to try out the Facetime feature! Have you heard the newest trend? Adult entertainment companies want to utilize the facetime feature to expand the old “900 sex chat” to the newest of technology! Bravo I say iPorn! How imaginative is that! Never the less, to try facetime, both you and your friend have to be on Wi-Fi and have an iPhone 4.  Aside from Master, none of my friends have an iPhone4, so I haven’t had the opportunity to try FaceTime out.

I don’t know if it’s just me or did I get a bad phone?  Apart from the death grip problem, that has been the talk of the apple town, on several occasions, I have dialed a number but nothing has happened.  It just doesn’t want me to speak to whomever I’m trying to call I guess!  I have also noticed that the screen blacks out on times, completely randomly, without any rhyme or reason.  I’ll press on the top button a couple of times, shake it vigorously (because shaking things fix’s everything), there’s just nothing on the screen display! Until, yet again without any rhyme or reason, the screen inexplicably reappears and starts working gain.  The scariest “fail” moment was the weekend my phone’s display showed me a “Temperature Warning”!! WTF! My phone wasn’t even being used; it wasn’t even warm to the touch! I couldn’t do anything! I couldn’t restart it; I couldn’t turn it off, nothing! After several attempts to remove the warning, I gave up and handed the phone to the ohhh so able hands of Master. He gently caressed the phone, as if he was reuniting with an old lover, then out of nowhere! Bam! He pushed her into submission and did a hard reset! Take that! Once it restarted the warning sign was gone.

I still need to order my free bumper, learn how to upgrade the software and figure out if to jailbreak or not?  I’d ask Master but as he has mentioned to me before “that’s not my area of expertise“(wink wink.).  So if anyone out there has any suggestions or tips please let me know, I would appreciate any information.