Missed Connection Replies

26 Feb

Back in January I decided to play along with Tom from Shouts from the Abyss and place a Missed Connection ad on Craigslist. Here is the ad I posted on January 1st 2012:

“You were driving on the 405 South when you purposely cut me off. By what I could tell on your side view mirror you have a full dark beard and nice hairy, hairy arms. You were talking on your phone in a lifted dark green F-350 XL with the windows down. We caught eyes several times and I’m sure you couldn’t have missed my "you’re number one" finger sign because we finally smiled at each other while slowly traveling down the 405. This was last week sometime during morning rush hour. YOU looked HOT and I’d love to see more of that fur! Email me if you read this and on the subject line include make and color of my vehicle.


At that time I also promised you all that any replies I received would be posted on here. Since I like to be a woman of my word, today I’m making good on that promise, yes perhaps it’s been over a month, some may even say close to two month but just like the saying goes “Better late then never” now without further ado…..


Now here’s a guy who knows what he wants, what girl wouldn’t fall for this? I mean its straight to the point, no mind games here.


Nottafastguy: Fur fetish? and a girl that flys the finger easily.. I like it.. I have a fur fetish too.. are you furry? yum

I can be furry it all depends what kind of  fur coat or costume you get me.

World traveler deerhunter78: are you talking about me? my name is Jay

I may or may not have been talking about you, I guess he’ll never really know.


Geodelove: Was I in a drown car?

It wasn’t raining that day so I certainly hope he wasn’t drowning in his car.


Sandra taylorgnyfm: Do you want some fun ? 🙂

I thought the whole point of this post was to have fun.


Francisca S: I am free if you’re down. I’m at home all by myself in woodland hills, can you come over?

Wow! Francisca, I don’t usual go that way but for you I just might come over.


Cindymwilliams30: Hello, i saw your post, I’m cindy, a navy officer, I will like to know more about you please reply if you’re very serious thanks.

Well I’ve all ways had a thing for men in uniform. I wonder if it also applies for women?


Abbypark85: hey there- do you like Ulluco? You could come around to my apartment and have some with me before getting started with some fun……… 🙂

I had to look up Ulluco because I didn’t know what it was but once I found out it’s a root vegetable, I‘m curious to know exactly what kind of fun she had in mind with it?



Stephen sp10979: so you like fur do ya..  send me your pic .. here is mine.

First of all Stephen you don’t look furry to me ! Second, may I recommend a good jock strap?

softball revised2


Pamela morrowtara50: Hi there, want to hook up outside Ross? Maybe we could view an old dvd movie with each other in the future like Breathless XXXX

Pamela did you want us to go shopping first at Ross? Thanks for the movie recommendation I haven’t seen Breathless yet.


Willjackson11111: I’m generous….Hi Love,

Employment History

Garden of Eden     “Bouncer”                      Jan6th -  Present

Pig N’ Whistle          “Bouncer”                                     Sept 7 to Present

Nastec International                    “Rover”                                            Sept 5 to Present

La Vida Lounge                “Bouncer”                                               August 5 to Present

Academic Information


           Cumulative:                         2.94                             Major: Communication

            UNT GPA:                          2.92                             Minor: Spanish

            GPA in Major                     2.95


            Cumulative: 3.52                                                   Intercultural Communications

PhD. Student                                                       

            Cumulative: 3.33                                                   Intercultural Communications


Will was nice enough to include his resume complete with references, plus several pictures of himself and pictures of his, not very impressive, junk.  I came very close to posting the picture of his “junk”. However, proper decorum  prohibited me from doing so! Especially to a PhD candidate Bouncer!  Thanks for applying Mr WillJackson, but your GPA was not quite high enough for me!  Only Summa Cum Laude need apply!




And there you have it my fellow readers the cream of the crop on craigslist. I’m going to have to pass on all of them for now, but Francisca I’ve got my eye on you baby Winking smile

If you were me who would you pick?


5 Responses to “Missed Connection Replies”

  1. shoutabyss February 27, 2012 at 16:30 #

    I’m at work right now. I can’t wait to get home and fully read this post. I’m so excited! 🙂

  2. marinasleeps February 27, 2012 at 17:00 #

    Of course you expect men to apply but chicks!!! I guess women are freaks too. That naval officer freaked me out!

  3. The Blankety Blank Blogger February 27, 2012 at 18:02 #


  4. shoutabyss February 27, 2012 at 19:40 #

    First, you are to be commended for an incredibly fun, creative and witty missed connections post. If anyone took that for real they must not be quite right in the head. 🙂

    I found that the “Francisca” image was cropped from another photo. That was probably some sort of spam bot, and likely that is true of some of the others.

    I find it amusing that someone actually thought you were talking about them. That’s awesome.

    Pig ‘n Whistle? That reply cracks me up, and they’re working on their Ph.D. Wow. Who sends a resume to a prospective date?

    I’m a bit jealous. I only got one reply to mine and no junk. That’s not fair!

    Good job and a great post!

  5. Thypolar February 28, 2012 at 14:46 #


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