Chococat Where Are You?

17 Jun

It saddens us all to inform you that Chococat has “gone missing” since last Friday. We are beset with ourselves with what could have happened to him! We have circulated “Reward – Lost Cat” all over town and might consider a national campaign if he doesn’t turn up!

chococat

We contacted the local FBI office and a field agent was sent to investigate what might have happened to Chococat. He believes that there could be three possible causes.

1)  Someone left the front door of the building open and Chococat  ran away. Perhaps forced by his heavy conscience for all the coffee he’s been taking.  Apparently the FBI knows of  “Chococats Coffee Adventures” and has been on his trail for some time now!

Choco Runaway

2) Chococat was abducted by Aliens to study how a seemingly innocent cat can infiltrate such well protected business without anyone noticing his mischievous ways! It seems that the Aliens might want to take pointers from Chococat to use in their own “Probing” efforts!

 

Choco Alien Abduction

3) Chococat infiltrated a Mob connected  business and unknowingly made off with Mob controlled coffee! The Mob came and kidnaped Chococat to send a message to all that might think about getting their coffee for free!

Choco Mobster 

We are very anxious and overwhelmed with what has happened. We urge anyone that might have any information regarding Chococats whereabouts to let us know or call the FBI directly. 

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9 Responses to “Chococat Where Are You?”

  1. GinaTheMinPin June 17, 2011 at 19:43 #

    Oh, phooey…does this mean there won’t be any more coffee adventures?

    • Pkitass June 20, 2011 at 07:53 #

      Coffee adventures will be on hold just until we find Chococat.

  2. Thypolar June 18, 2011 at 14:47 #

    OMG for real? That’s it! I’m calling our local authorities to head over and help you. The kids are devastated and we all may have to have therapy to make it through this.

    • Pkitass June 20, 2011 at 07:56 #

      oh boy! I hope it doesn’t come down to therapy for the entire family. All help is welcomed you can print the flyer and post it around your city.

  3. marinasleeps June 19, 2011 at 18:50 #

    Are you serious?!!? That is sad.
    Do you know whats even sadder? That Chococat doesn’t even know if its male or female.
    Thats totally sad!

    • Pkitass June 20, 2011 at 07:57 #

      I think Chocoat is a boy. But I can’t be certain I never checked his credentials 😉

  4. fnkybee June 20, 2011 at 07:15 #

    Noooooooo! Chococaaaaaaat coooome baaaaack!
    I am starting a search party here in Tennessee, just incase he decided to go country and he’s hitting the honky tonks down town! And Go!

    • Pkitass June 20, 2011 at 07:59 #

      Thank you for the help! All help is welcomed you can print the flyer and post it around your city. We never thought about him going country. He did always hear us talk about one day having a simpler life.

  5. thoughtsappear June 23, 2011 at 09:31 #

    I love Chococat! I bet it was the aliens. Jerks….

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