Chococat Where Are You?

It saddens us all to inform you that Chococat has “gone missing” since last Friday. We are beset with ourselves with what could have happened to him! We have circulated “Reward – Lost Cat” all over town and might consider a national campaign if he doesn’t turn up!

We contacted the local FBI office and a field agent was sent to investigate what might have happened to Chococat. He believes that there could be three possible causes.

1)  Someone left the front door of the building open and Chococat  ran away. Perhaps forced by his heavy conscience for all the coffee he’s been taking.  Apparently the FBI knows of  “Chococats Coffee Adventures” and has been on his trail for some time now!

2) Chococat was abducted by Aliens to study how a seemingly innocent cat can infiltrate such well protected business without anyone noticing his mischievous ways! It seems that the Aliens might want to take pointers from Chococat to use in their own “Probing” efforts!

 

3) Chococat infiltrated a Mob connected  business and unknowingly made off with Mob controlled coffee! The Mob came and kidnaped Chococat to send a message to all that might think about getting their coffee for free!

 

We are very anxious and overwhelmed with what has happened. We urge anyone that might have any information regarding Chococats whereabouts to let us know or call the FBI directly. 

Choco Bueller’s Day Off

You might ask yourself… Why Pkitass? Why?? Why do you take so many chances and try to get free coffee from unsuspecting businesses when you can just fork over a couple of dollars at the local coffee shop and buy coffee like the rest of us?

Let me explain…

As our generation slowly progresses further and further into adulthood, I’ve noticed that youth is truly wasted on the young. Imagine all the things you could have done when you were young and carefree. No work… No Bills… No Kids… No mortgage… Just the vast unadulterated future ahead full of wondrous possibilities.

I, along with most others from the cool 80’s generation, have begun to miss the carefree days of parachute pants and the awesome original MTV videos. One of my fondest memories of Junior High was when there was a teacher assembly scheduled for half a day. Instead of sending everyone home, they gathered us in the auditorium and showed Ferris Bueller’s day off.

So, unlike others (ehm ehm) that buy insanely expensive fancy German sports cars and blast “Land down under” with the top down, my attempt at regaining my youth is to be mischievous and get away with my playfully naughty coffee adventures just like Ferris got away with his day off.

In the resonantly famous words of Ferris: “Life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in a while you can miss it!”

 

 

A Chococat Adventure

Its not the adrenaline pumping thrill of the chase that scars me..

Getting potentially caught doesn’t scare me…

Embarrassment… Awkwardness… Humiliation… Harassment….  HA!!! I laugh at thee!!!

What scares  me might you ask?  Well, when it comes to my weekly coffee escapade, what scares me the most is how my sensitive tummy is going to react to the sludgy mud water a vast majority of institutions somehow consider to be coffee.

So for this weeks big adventure, Chococat, with his cool and suave Sinatra Fedora on, will show you how I get into a business that I know for a fact has somewhat decent coffee.

Since Chococat felt suave and smooth with his classic fedora, we decided to record our intrusion with a black and white 1920’s homage.

Enjoy.

 

Chococat

A conversation with Chococat

Don’t miss the secret clip.

Candid Coffee

Happy Friday!

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words… I wonder how many words a video is worth?

Without further ado… Here is my first attempt!

Attempt 1

After all that hard work… Carefully tiptoeing in, trying to act nonchalant as if I belong there, even going as far as making direct contact with employees, that oddly enough are not alarmed at my casual pace and determined course, FAIL! The Coffee Pot was empty!!!

EMPTY!!!!

‘Tis a lesson you should heed, try, try again. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”

Back to the original Crime Scene… Hoping someone had made a fresh pot of coffee..

In order not to be so obvious, I placed my iPhone in my shirt pocket and walked into their office with the video function recording; hence the odd camera angles.

Attempt Number Duex

Attempt 2

 

Great Success!

Hope everyone enjoyed my adventure!

Have a great weekend people.